American Express

[HB Vic]

Vic if it came in the mail don't sweat it.

It's when it comes UPS that I worry:big grin:

A Amex bill via ups? Yikes!

[Eli]

I hear tale of a black one, anyone here got one?


CH3NO2

I've paid with a few...just never had one of my own


Sent from my Bat Cave!!!

[Unforgiven]

My letter to Amex:


Dear AMEX thank you for giving me such a large line of credit.
And thank you for giving me multiple cards and multiple accounts.
Your generosity is insuperable.

We had a blast over the past 29 days. I don't really remember what we did, but from the dresser drawer full of credit card receipts, we must have had fun.

I received my statement in the mail today.

After the paramedics revived me, twice, I fell again but this time I hit my head on a potted plant I bought with my Amex Plum card. I bled all over my statement and can no longer read the amount that is due.

Rather than bother you for a new statement, I am remitting the blood covered statement I have along with a $100 bill and a small piece of my scalp as a memento of our relationship. I've also enclosed what is now a small pile of Amex card confetti. Please use it wisely. I figure we've caused each other enough agony. I am terminating our relationship effective immediately.

Its been fun, but next time I will leave home without it.

Thank you,
HB

All of this because of Greenbay. are you fucking Kidding me? you'd have been better off with the 49ers...your lucky we didn't bet the line..$1000 in one dollar bills would have spent well at a strip joint....BTW..before you confetti up the card..order another SCX drive..it would make a nice xmas present for me.....

[HB Vic]

All of this because of Greenbay. are you fucking Kidding me? you'd have been better off with the 49ers...your lucky we didn't bet the line..$1000 in one dollar bills would have spent well at a strip joint....BTW..before you confetti up the card..order another SCX drive..it would make a nice xmas present for me.....

You think I'm peanuts? Lol I could have paid for a Raptor

[Unforgiven]

You think I'm peanuts? Lol I could have paid for a Raptor

Raptor Or Greenbay.....what were you thinking...we could be cruising around in the Raptor now having shots of Fireball singing XMAS songs...BTW...Shannon wants to do Vegas for XMAS...how about a VEGAS XMAS PARTY? I'm sure Will and Wendi would be in for it...

[HB Vic]

Raptor Or Greenbay.....what were you thinking...we could be cruising around in the Raptor now having shots of Fireball singing XMAS songs...BTW...Shannon wants to do Vegas for XMAS...how about a VEGAS XMAS PARTY? I'm sure Will and Wendi would be in for it...

Just say when, I'm not scared

[JBS]

A Amex bill via ups? Yikes!

True story. I almost had a Heart Attack


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