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Mack Daddy D!!!


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I don't see why this approach wouldn't work for you, careful not to give him whiplash. :p


Carbon aka Stainless

[Eli]

I don't see why this approach wouldn't work for you, careful not to give him whiplash. :p


Carbon aka Stainless

I can hand him my business card and say "I know a good lawyer"

I'll probably hit him so hard he'll need a doctor



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I can hand him my business card and say "I know a good lawyer"

I'll probably hit him so hard he'll need a doctor



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Yea, I could see the excitement of you getting a date impair your judgement, sending the poor bastard to emergency room. :p


Carbon aka Stainless

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I call it Costco bumper carts! It's awesome, especially at the Costco in Irvine. When the asians pretend not to see me, I pretend not to see them and see who up for a head on collision. I also love when they walk down an isle and leave their carts in the main isle, somehow they are attracted to my cart and seem to follow me for a while. Then I look back to see the person looking for their cart, it's great entertainment!

lol... yur a prick Dennis....lmao..

[270]

I had the same thing happen to me at Fry’s about a week ago. We were both heading for the same lane and I would have clearly got there first but then she started picking up speed, almost running. She was a big gal so I backed off because I knew if she rammed me it would have been like getting hit by a big rig. Kind of pissed me off because this moo-cow had a cart load of shit and all I had was a few things in a hand basket.

I was watching her pull the items out of her cart and it was nothing but junk food. I wanted to ask her if she was late for her next feeding but I knew she would have gone off so I just bit my tongue. Then I saw her again in the parking lot loading her ding dongs, chips and soda, I may have yelled out “fat ass” while pulling away but can’t really remember.

[2FORCEFULL]

I had the same thing happen to me at Fry’s about a week ago. We were both heading for the same lane and I would have clearly got there first but then she started picking up speed, almost running. She was a big gal so I backed off because I knew if she rammed me it would have been like getting hit by a big rig. Kind of pissed me off because this moo-cow had a cart load of shit and all I had was a few things in a hand basket.

I was watching her pull the items out of her cart and it was nothing but junk food. I wanted to ask her if she was late for her next feeding but I knew she would have gone off so I just bit my tongue. Then I saw her again in the parking lot loading her ding dongs, chips and soda, I may have yelled out “fat ass” while pulling away but can’t really remember.

lol... go get'um

[Paul65K]

I had the same thing happen to me at Fry’s about a week ago. We were both heading for the same lane and I would have clearly got there first but then she started picking up speed, almost running. She was a big gal so I backed off because I knew if she rammed me it would have been like getting hit by a big rig. Kind of pissed me off because this moo-cow had a cart load of shit and all I had was a few things in a hand basket.

I was watching her pull the items out of her cart and it was nothing but junk food. I wanted to ask her if she was late for her next feeding but I knew she would have gone off so I just bit my tongue. Then I saw her again in the parking lot loading her ding dongs, chips and soda, I may have yelled out “fat ass” while pulling away but can’t really remember.

10 will get you 20 she paid for it all with an EBT card .......did I really just say that.........

[rschap1]

Lol, I had kind of similar Costco cart story one time. I was pushing cart down one of the food aisles at a normal pace, glancing side to side when this other cart hits me head on. I make eye contact with this woman, WTF is coming out of my mouth and she hands me a card and says don't worry my insurance will take care of it. She starts pushing her cart away...I glanced at the card...it had her name, a phone number, and call when you finish shopping written on it, I looked up and she had this nasty looking grin on her face. True story!
Carbon aka Stainless

Supermarket used to be good when I ws younger and single too...

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Supermarket used to be good when I ws younger and single too...

I could not get it to play in English


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