Quote Originally Posted by gn7 View Post
Pretty sure Grads has no clue what a jet boat is.
A hippy boat from the 70's with a fat chick or another dude in the passenger seat and duct tape holding something together. Their day is almost always cut short by a loose wire or mechanical failure. The headers that came from the factory chromed are now brown and blue from the lack of water getting to them and dead skin that people left behind from accidently touching them. They usually hit a wall at 59 m.p.h. but rub a little craigslist magic on them and they will do well over 100. There must be a problem with the throttle because to keep them over 4000 rpm's for longer than 30 seconds is unheard of. If there is more than a 6" chop on the water the owners will bitch about how it was too rough to run and some how blame it on the lake. The driver will typically make a pass too close to shore or another boat with their jet-o-vator cranked up showing off their penis extension....errr.... rooster tail thinking that everyone is wowed by it when in reality everyone is saying


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