A single man finally decides to get married after being single for 35 years, then after 3 years of marriage he is sitting on the couch cleaning his golf clubs. His wife walks up to him and tells him, I think it's time to get rid of those golf clubs. The man looks at her and says, you sure are starting to sound a lot like my 1st wife. she responds, I thought you said you were never married before. He says, I wasn't.