Things You Say While Boating

[Eli]

I can't back the boat off the trailer...did you undo ALL the straps?

I AM in reverse...are you sure you got ALL the straps?

Stop yelling at me...the boat is strapped I can tell the front right side is tied down!

I can't "give it more" it's not going to move.

Stranger walks up:

Sir, your boat is strapped in the front right.




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[Eli]

I don't care for smoking, so it would be better if she had two beers.

Take the cigs and toss them...she will only need 1 beer


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[SnoC653]

I don't care for smoking, so it would be better if she had two beers.

I don't drink or smoke. It would better if she didn't have the beer or the smokes. But, then admin would delete the pic.

[hpboats83]

"Why do you have your bikinis on still, that's why I have a glove box, so you have somewhere to put them until we go eat"

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[Eli]

Wait am I wearing pasties?


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[CampbellCarl]

First time V-drive owner when using reverse...."What do you mean the rudder does nothing in reverse?"

[314joey]

Dahm, that's a big boat.

[Luvnlife]

Check out that asshole!

Nice boat!


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Right there with ya except it's "What a effin idiot"

[Eli]

Dahm, that's a big boat.

Lmao


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