Things You Say While Boating

**Paul65K** · 01-16-2014, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Wendi

Can you get me a beer?
Oh shit I lost my hat
Can you hand me the sunscreen?
Who wants a sandwich?
Can you change the music?
Turn up the music.
Slow down!
Damn jetski!
Are you fucking kidding me!

Women

Whatever happened to; Sit down, Hold on and shut up???.......................Oh yeah, we got married

**Menace Marine** · 01-16-2014, 09:35 AM

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?

Slow down.

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Wendi · 01-16-2014, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Paul65K

Women

Whatever happened to; Sit down, Hold on and shut up???.......................Oh yeah, we got married

No comment!

**Eli** · 01-16-2014, 09:36 AM

Is that the fastest this thing goes?

What is this a pontoon?

I'm not getting in the water!!!!

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**Paul65K** · 01-16-2014, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Menace Marine

Things my wife says.

Slow down

Do you see that boat?

Do you see that other boat?

Slow down.

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I seeing a trend here

**Paul65K** · 01-16-2014, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Wendi

No comment!

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**Menace Marine** · 01-16-2014, 09:38 AM

It's no different in a car. I have to remind her that I manage to make it to work and all sorts of other places without her on a daily basis.

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Unforgiven · 01-16-2014, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Wendi

Can you get me a beer?
Oh shit I lost my hat
Can you hand me the sunscreen?
Who wants a sandwich?
Can you change the music?
Turn up the music.
Slow down!
Damn jetski!
Are you fucking kidding me!

you forgot one..the one thats very common for you.....I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE WATER AGAIN!!!!