I am soo screwed!!!

[Tishimself]

Thanks for following up Mateo. I made it though the day, and it looks like my luck is turning around. Check out the email I received today!!! Looks like I'm getting bumped up to baller status. First thing I'm gonna do is buy a Schiada and get a place in Parker

Your all invited to the party after I move in!

I AM JOSEPH BOYKIN, AN AMERICAN SOLDIER, PRESENTLY WITH THE ARMY'S 3RD INFANTRY DIVISION IN AFGHANISTAN, WITH A DESPERATE NEED FOR ASSISTANCE. I AM SEEKING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE TO MOVE THE SUM OF US$24,000,000.00 (TWENTY-FOUR MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) TO A SECURE LOCATION.

SOME MONEY IN VARIOUS CURRENCIES WAS DISCOVERED IN BARRELS AT A FARMHOUSE NEAR ONE OF SADDAM HUSSEIN'S OLD PALACES IN TIKRIT-IRAQ DURING A RESCUE OPERATION. THE ABOVE FIGURE WAS GIVEN TO ME AS MY SHARE, AND TO CONCEAL THIS KIND OF MONEY BECAME A PROBLEM FOR ME, SO WITH THE HELP OF A BRITISH RED CROSS OFFICIAL WORKING HERE AND HIS OFFICE ENJOYING SOME IMMUNITY, I WAS ABLE TO GET THE PACKAGES OUT TO A SAFE LOCATION ENTIRELY OUT OF TROUBLE SPOT AND LODGED THEM IN THE VAULT OF A SECURITY COMPANY UNDER THE IMPRESSION OF "PERSONAL VALUABLES".

THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGES - THEY BELIEVE THAT IT BELONGS TO A BRITISH/AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO DIED IN A RAID THERE IN IRAQ, AND BEFORE GIVING UP, TRUSTED ME TO HAND OVER THE PACKAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN UNITED STATES. WITH THE PROPOSED PLAN TO END COMBAT OPERATIONS AT THE END OF LAST YEAR BY PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, TO END THE SUICIDE BOMBING AND MAKE PEACE WITH IRAQI MILITANT AND TERRORIST, I DECIDED TO MOVE THIS MONEY TO YOU FOR SAFEKEEPING PENDING WHEN I WILL RETURN TO THE USA AFTER AT THE COMPLETION OF MY ASSIGNMENT HERE.

THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL ASSIST US IN MOVING THE PACKAGES TO YOU. I JUST SENT THEM AN EMAIL TOO TO EXPEDITE ACTIONS. I GUARANTEE THAT THIS WILL BE EXECUTED UNDER A LEGITIMATE PLATFORM THAT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW AS IT IS A 100% RISK FREE VENTURE. KINDLY INDICATE YOUR INTEREST IN ASSISTING A FELLOW AMERICAN BY PROVIDING THE BELLOW INFO.

YOUR FULL NAMES:
YOUR ADDRESS:
YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER:
YOUR AGE:
YOUR OCCUPATION:

I NEED YOU TO CONFIRM TO ME YOUR PERCENTAGE OR HOW MUCH YOU WILL TAKE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND FOR A CHARITY IN YOUR NEXT MAIL TO ME, WHICH SHOULD BE AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL. I PROPOSE 20% FOR YOU, AND 10% FOR CHARITY. I HONESTLY WANT THIS MATTER TO BE RESOLVED ASAP.

GOD BLESS,

SGT. JOE BOYKIN

How do these guys get your email?? How come I NEVER get cool emails like that?? I am just so not cool.

[28eliminator]

We'll at least your still kickin...


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[rschap1]

Can the "agent_killer" be paid through PayPal and is the transaction assured by Ebay's Buyer Protection program???

Is the item you have listed still for sale...oops sorry that is Craigslist

[Skav]

Crap! Now I'm totally bummed out. This is the email I just received. Guess I'm not a very good friend. I don't even know who died!?!?

Eubank
Funeral Home & Cremation Services

For this unprecedented event, we offer our deepest prayers of condolence and invite to you to be present at the
celebration of your friends life service on Thursday, January 17, 2014 that will take place at Eubank
Funeral Home at 11:00 a.m.

Please find invitation and more detailed information about the farewell ceremony here .

Best wishes and prayers,

Funeral home receptionist,
Robert Bradley

Copyright 2014 Funeral Home Website Design By: Frazer Consultants LLC

[Tishimself]

Crap! Now I'm totally bummed out. This is the email I just received. Guess I'm not a very good friend. I don't even know who died!?!?

Eubank
Funeral Home & Cremation Services

For this unprecedented event, we offer our deepest prayers of condolence and invite to you to be present at the
celebration of your friends life service on Thursday, January 17, 2014 that will take place at Eubank
Funeral Home at 11:00 a.m.

Please find invitation and more detailed information about the farewell ceremony here .

Best wishes and prayers,

Funeral home receptionist,
Robert Bradley

Copyright 2014 Funeral Home Website Design By: Frazer Consultants LLC

Nothing like getting an invite to your own funeral...LOL....straight out of the pages of Tom Sawyer...LOL...