A gay man comes home from work, and his boyfriend is naked and bent over. He tells his boyfriend they are gonna play a game, he is going to see how far he can shove his hand up his ass. the guy says OK, he then puts all his fingers in. His boyfriend says " DEEPER " he then sticks his hand all the way in. The response is " DEEPER " he then sticks his whole arm in, and feels something. He pulls his arm out and it's a Rolex, his boyfriend still bent over turns around and says " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "