A very religious woman buys a parrot from the local pet store, after taking him home she asks him. Polly want a cracker ? the parrot replies " EAT SHIT " The woman is so mad she puts him in the freezer for 10 min. She then takes him out and asks him if he learned his lesson. The parrot replies with " EAT SHIT " The woman throws him back in the freezer, and after 30 Mins. he looks down and see's a frozen turkey. He tells the turkey Holy Shit man you must have said FUCK.