Four years ago today I was told I had the big C

[Eli]

Leave it to you to return to the scene of the crime. You better hope Eli can save your ass

I was so concerned I called him…I could still hear the quivering in his voice.

Well I guess Homeland Security does not like it when you get too close to the dam with a GoPro camera strapped to your board. I guess they thought I was going to blow up the dam. I will post the video and the whole story in another thread tonight.

I feel responsible, I told you not to pick up anything with a skull or caution sign. I failed to tell you not to cross "DO NOT ENTER" zones! I will be at your arraignment on Thursday.