Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post

Grads you're just a giant crazy teddy bear! I can't believe your crazy online personality is just you being a goof! I can see why Mrs.Daytona keeps you around. But, if she ever gets sick of you, SHE'S MINE!
Bullshit, I'm a dick!
Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
Did I fall down the stairs or something? Why does my entire body hurt?
I know why your inner thighs hurt.