Buddy of mine and his neighbor (myself included) have a garage sale every year. Friends and family bring old shit over, the front yard is littered with crap. All it is, is an excuse to get shit faced at 7am. So imagine 4 plastered guys that all they know how to do is talk shit, bartering with a ton of non-english speaking fellows over crap I would be embarrassed to take to good will. It's a serious good time for a quick witted, shit talking, drunk. And we made about $3000 last year.