Two men were drinking in a bar, the subject changed to which one had the ugliest wife. This argument went on for a couple of beers when one man said, get in my car and come with me. They ended up at the mans house and they went inside, the man proceeded to pull a carpet of a trap door. The man opened the door and yelled, HEY GIRL get up here. The wife replied ,oh let me put a bag on my head, the man replied, I don't wanna fuck you I just wanna show you off.