A man moved to Montana and bought 40 acres, after 6 mos. he realized he was bored. he then went into town to the local bar and ordered a beer, then a couple more. he then realized there were no women in the bar, so he asked the bartender were all the women were, the bartender responded that there were no women. The gentleman responded and asked, how the hell am I gonna get laid. The bartender told him, go out back like everyone else and grab a sheep. the man said Fuck you, then after a few more beers he said Fuck It. He then went out back and did his thing and then he went back to the bar. When he walked in the bar was silent, he walked up to the bar and asked the bartender WTF I thoght you said everyone does that. The bartender replied, Yea but you shouldn't have grabbed the SHERIFFS GAL.