Clever Screen Names/Stories

[Eli]

Born and raised in Napa. Napa has a State medical facility, Napa State/nut house...get it???

I didn't need an explanation



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[GRADS]

Born and raised in Napa. Napa has a State medical facility, Napa State/nut house...get it???

We were there in January.

[Napanutt]

Mine is self explained. if you read it

I'm thinking you have just enough money for milk.
I remember when I was in elementary school, milk was offered for snack/lunch but it wasn't included.

[Pressed Ham]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=pressed+ham
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.




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[Eli]

Bump...noticed some posters I haven't seen before with some interesting screen names. Maybe they can share?


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[ptc]

ptc = easy login.... when these sites keep kicking you out every 10 minutes.....

[ChumpChange]

Since we were talkin Mustangs.

[Bohica]

Bohica

Bend
over
here
It
comes
again

[Eli]

Bohica

Bend
over
here
It
comes
again

What's the story behind that?


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