No cell phones on planes

[ChumpChange]

My worst experience was coming back from Greece where deodorant seemed to be banned. There was this larger older lady that stunk. It was really bad and became unbearable when she reached for the overhead compartment. I remember taking a picture of her so this story would have pictures.

[HB Vic]

My worst experience was coming back from Greece where deodorant seemed to be banned. There was this larger older lady that stunk. It was really bad and became unbearable when she reached for the overhead compartment. I remember taking a picture of her so this story would have pictures.

I would have gladly traded your stinky fat lady for the foul stench I had to endure

[hbchgirl]

My worst experience was coming back from Greece where deodorant seemed to be banned. There was this larger older lady that stunk. It was really bad and became unbearable when she reached for the overhead compartment. I remember taking a picture of her so this story would have pictures.

OMG I just gagged reading this!

[hbchgirl]

I'm guessing flatulating is on that list. Someone in very close proximity seriously needs to see his or hers (yikes) doctor asap, stat, pronto, call 911.


My nostrils have been damaged today, so disgusting.

That's just wrong!!! It's a plane people! Passengers can't open the windows to air it out!!! lol Don't worry, when you get to GB, your nose will freeze!

[2manymustangs]

My worst experience was coming back from Greece where deodorant seemed to be banned. There was this larger older lady that stunk. It was really bad and became unbearable when she reached for the overhead compartment. I remember taking a picture of her so this story would have pictures.

The SWISS machine builders I worked with seemed to wear that like a badge of honor... They would wear ONE work uniform all week instead of changing daily... IN THE SUMMER, unAIRconditioned shop, St louis, 90-100 degrees, high humidity...


I had this old portly drunk guy sitting next to me from Vegas to Long Beach, he was lit and had to have BOTH arm rests... One of those guys, and SouthWest was giving out those cheese/peanut butter crackers... He had them EVERYWHERE, orange cracker crumbs all over himself, me, his wife, the seat... he was a mess and nearly steam rolled my wife when he was trying to get off the plane in Long Beach... He was a real mess...

[RogerThat99]

Remember when they used to let you smoke on planes?

I was just telling someone about that the other day. Each armrest had a little ashtray built in with a little flip up lid like cars used to have.

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[nowski]

Remember when they used to let you smoke on planes?

Have you ever heard of someone who was diagnosed with lung cancer but never smoked a day in his or her life or you went to a restaurant and came home smelling like smoke. I'm sure glad times have changed...

[314joey]

The texting or using any of the smartphone options wouldn't bother me, it's the talking on the silly phone and having to listen to someone yak for three hours about their sisters hemorrhoids, now that's gross.

[FormulaZR]

Hmmmm haven't heard that one. You can now keep your phone on under 10,000 but it has to be in airplane mode. Just a matter of time before that rule goes away. They have zero proof cell phones affect airplane electronics. Just the opposite I believe.

Right.

So why all the fuss about phones? When you make a call at 10,000 feet, the signal bounces off multiple available cell towers, rather than one at a time. That means too many phone-happy jetsetters might clog up the networks on the ground, which is why the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) — not the Federal Aviation Association (FAA) — banned cell use on planes.

[Eli]

The texting or using any of the smartphone options wouldn't bother me, it's the talking on the silly phone and having to listen to someone yak for three hours about their sisters hemorrhoids, now that's gross.

Hemorrhoids should never be discussed ...EVER!


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