Dodging Bullets

[Eli]

Okie dokie

We don't want to give him pointers on how to get laid...we want him to be himself so he can repulse women and not get laid.


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[Unforgiven]

I moved to San Diego in June and I have been trying to meet more people in the area and a friend of mine suggested I use an App called Tinder. It's super easy you just need a FB account and off you go. You get connected with people in your area. Obviously, it is a dating App. Well, I have met a few people from the site and they really have been great, nice people. Until yesterday, I had the most interesting encounter, funny as shit!

I start messaging with this guy who claims he's looking for a relationship and not just a booty call and... he goes straight for the "sexual" questions, I reply with "let's wait until we meet or maybe after a few dates to ask these questions." He get's arrogant and gives me the "oh well good luck" reply. Strike one. I reply by telling him that it's best not to corner people into a reply, allow them to be themselves and you will be pleasantly surprised and "BTW your approach was a total turn off." He apologizes profusely and I give him an opportunity to redeem himself. So we talk on the phone, first phone conversation and after a few minutes we make plans to meet Wednesday. He then suggests that sometime in the future we go wine tasting and how he can be the DD since he can't drink wine, yes I know this was the second strike; however, I thought well maybe this is going in the right direction, until he follows it up with, "while I drive, you can give me road..." Well, at this point I'm thinking this guy has zero class or tact. I continue to let him stick his foot so far down his mouth to ensure that I am right, he makes numerous similar comments and we hang up. I take a few minutes to ponder my observations and send him a text to the number he called me from:

"Hi Bill, I had fun talking to you. But, I think I'm just not feeling it. I'm gonna have to cancel Wednesday. Good luck on your search."

I then block him from Tinder. A few minutes later I get a text from a completely different number:

Bill: "Hi it's Bill. I just went to send you a message and you disappeared from tinder."

Bill: "I hope I didn't get blocked. If you would like to chat more and meet weds let me know. If I did something wrong I apologize."

Eli: "I sent you a text to the other number"

Eli: "I had fun talking to you. But, I think I'm just not feeling it. I'm gonna have to cancel Wednesday. Good luck on your search!"

Bill: "Ok no worries. I have other options. Why were you not feeling it."

I didn't reply; a minute or so later

Bill: "I have cuter options that's why I am perplexed. You are a 6 and I usually date 8 or 9 so I am confused"

I don't reply, a few minutes later

Bill: "Later C*nt. Lose my number"

WOW I DODGED A BULLET...was the first thing I thought, second was "IT'S BUNCHC*NT MOTHER F*CKER!"

Don't you just love dating?

wow did you just really post C*NT on here?? you know thats grounds for a vacation....ask me how I know.........

[Eli]

wow did you just really post C*NT on here?? you know thats grounds for a vacation....ask me how I know.........

I put an * it doesn't count ...and it wasn't in reference to anyone well just me


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[78Southwind]

Funny read Eli...

This thread reminds me of Trailer Park Casanova's threads back in the day on (if I remember right) www.riverratlife.com. Isn't Internet dating grand.

[Eli]

Funny read Eli...

This thread reminds me of Trailer Park Casanova's threads back in the day on (if I remember right) www.riverratlife.com. Isn't Internet dating grand.

Yes it sure is! Dating of all kinds is awkward. I wish my mother would just arrange a marriage already


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[Eli]

Ummm, well dating a complete stranger, or a blind date, or meeting someone you've never met is always awkward, but I don't think going out on a date with someone you already know would be awkward at all, do you? I think it would be more exciting than anything else, because you already know a lot of things about that person? Any truth too what I just said? Lol

I'm not uncomfortable with strangers, blind dates, or meeting new people. It's just as fun for me as hanging out with a friend.

It's the assholes that annoy me. This guy is the exception not the rule.

A few months ago, I met a guy for a drink. Super nice and he was a regular at the bar. There was a band and he asked me to dance, which no one who knows me asks, I said sure and this guy seriously danced like no one was watching and I loved it! It was adorable. We were gettin down with the crazy flying hands and everything. I had a blast. Not all dates are bad.

Since you're gonna ask: I didn't see him again bc he is an environmentalist and they don't make electric MTIs


Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?


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