What's the over and under on a 2013 Eli melt down?

[Ziggy]

February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

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[Eli]

I hope Eli doesn't do Aromatherapy.

I love aromatherapy

February 14 could be winner, will Eli have snared a sweetheart by then?

What's the significance? Seems like such a random date to pick.

Eli will not be in a meltdown anytime soon if ever.no doubt about it Eli has a caused a few meltdowns over the years.Start charging for wet dreams Eli,some of these guys owe you alotta $$$$.

Thank you! I'm not a meltdown kinda girl...but hope I've never caused one either. I like to keep life happy!

Maybe we can start an "Eli wants a boat" fund going?

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

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I don't need a sweetheart, I'm sweet enough

[WhiteWorks]

Does she need one? Or even want one? That could drastically change the odds.:o

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I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup

[Eli]

I've been on these forums a better part of a decade like a lot of you, seen all kinds of stuff. I'd say this one is trolling for an ever loving husband. I think hammer should go for it, but don't sign a prenup

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

[Bobby V]

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy.

[WhiteWorks]

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

[WhiteWorks]

Hammer will need an allowance of $100 per day, on top of that you cover all expenses and you will need to lease him at least a 5 series beemer or E class benz for the duration of his cabana boy days.


Is this acceptable?

[Eli]

Cabana boy lol Hammer is your guy.

Hammer for Cabana boy, it put the lotion on the skin.

Poor Hammer, just because he's single doesn't mean he has to be pawned off on the first Bat Shit Crazy chick.

While I'm sure he'd appreciate the negotiations on his behalf, I don't think he's crazy enough to do it for anything less then $1,000,000 up front bonus and all the extras you added.

[314joey]

Shoot you've read me all wrong! I'm looking for a Sexy Cabana Boy!!

Cabana boy, with his own cabana, but no banana hammock though, gross.