Seriously WTF is this????

[Tishimself]

FormulaZR pretty much nailed it. It turned out to be a military grade white phosphorous flare that burns at 1700 degrees. They put it in some kind of bomb deal and they wont know if its live until they get back to the base.

The military guys didn't believe I paddled with it for 2 miles until I showed them a picture of it on my board. They said I'm an idiot but they were impressed that I made a cradle for it on my board with 2 crushed Bud Light Lime cans....MacGyver and shit. They said that was the ONLY thing I did right.

I'll post more about it tomorrow, I'm really tired from being out there all day.

This was probably not the smartest thing I've ever done. I'm just glad I didn't bring it home like I planned. When I told Mrs. Daytona I almost brought it home....well, it wasn't pretty.

I'll say what they for whatever reason did not. YOUR DAMNED LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.