A guy dies and finds himself at the pearly gates with Saint Peter, the guy looks around and asks what are all these clocks for ? Saint Peter tells him, everyone has a clock and when you lie the hand moves. The guy asks who's clock is that, Saint Peter replies that is Mother Theresa's, the hands never moved. He then asked who's is that, well thats Abe Linclons it only moved twice. The man looks some more and asks, wheres Obama's clock ? The Saint replies, Oh Jesus keeps that in his office, he uses it for a ceiling fan.