What is something your pet does that is habit and strange?

[Tishimself]

Tiger the wondercat sleeps on the bed with us every night. He comes at exactly 10 o'clock to gather up Chrissie and take her to bed. When I get there later, I have to shove his fat ass off my pillow, and do it a second time to get into bed. Now, here's the fucked up cat part, we sleep lengthwise on the bed, he sleeps crosswise. On the pillow. Which means one of us is always waking up to a facefull of cat ass. Anyone wanna bet who that is? Yeah, no respect. I have a feeling it's payback for doing this to him......