A Canadian, a German and an American were sitting in a restaurant. They were all at different tables and each had a different disability. The man from Canada was in a wheel chair. As the Canadian sat there having his lunch he noticed a man at another table that he thought looked like Jesus. When the waitress came by he asked her, "Is that Jesus sitting there?" The waitress nodded. The man asked if she would take over to Jesus a cup of coffee and say it is on him. The waitress agreed and took a cup of coffee over to Jesus. The German, at another table, had his own problem. He had a terrible speech impediment. He also spotted the man that looked like Jesus. When the waitress came to his table he asked if she could take Jesus a cup of warm soup. The waitress agreed and took over the soup. The American moved very slow and walked with the aid of crutches. Like the others, he also spotted Jesus. When the waitress c ame by his table he asked her to take a refreshing glass of iced tea to the man that looked like Jesus. The waitress once again obliged. When Jesus was finished, before leaving the restaurant he walked over to the Canadian and said, "For your kindness, I will heal you." The Canadian felt strength returning to his legs, stood up and was able to walk again. Then Jesus went over to the German. Jesus said, "For your kindness your speech impediment is cured." Sure enough the man could speak without a single problem. Finally, Jesus walked toward the American. The American quickly jumped up from the table and without the aid of his crutches ran out of the restaurant. As he left the restaurant he said, "Don't touch me, I'm on disability."