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  1. #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.
    Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD.

  2. #162
    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD.
    they're both dicks????

  3. #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL View Post
    they're both dicks????
    X2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.
    Funny you should mention that....

    My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.

  5. #165
    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    Grads school, I like it.
    Great! You owe me $125,000. Thank you!


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  6. #166
    Quote Originally Posted by SummerO View Post
    That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
    Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
    Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

    Powerful ugly.

  7. #167
    Quote Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL View Post
    Sue is fair,... she gives me all the sex I deserve....
    Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed?



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FORCEFULL View Post
    they're both dicks????
    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    X2?
    hey hey... Threads have been closed for that kind of smack talk

    And you want to be a Mod...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carbon View Post
    Hey Steve, how many times a week do you get your oil changed?



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    Every 3500 miles or 7000 if I use synthetic


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    Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
    That's what you're not understanding....when you are drinking you think you ARE talking to a 10 but in reality when you sober up the next morning she looks like this......


    Oh snap... cut my arm off and never speak a word about it... When asked what happen to your arm I would reply, "it was a hunting accident"...
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and smokin, shouting "Holy Shit ...What A Ride!"

 

 

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