Quote Originally Posted by GRADS View Post
I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.
Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.