Chicks you banged when you were drunk....

[SummerO]

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

[GRADS]

At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor.

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.

[2FORCEFULL]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.

fuc.n grads,,...ur ahhh,,, yep... that's what I thought also

[GRADS]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD.

[2FORCEFULL]

Let me clarify that this was in no way a slam on RD.

they're both dicks????

[GRADS]

they're both dicks????

X2?

[28eliminator]

they're both dicks????

X2?

hey hey... Threads have been closed for that kind of smack talk

And you want to be a Mod...

[28eliminator]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.

Funny you should mention that....

My brother in law (RIP), had a drunken evening at the local Moose Lodge many years ago. It ended with him in jail and an assault charge, after he took the "New Girl" home one night. He reached down, and to his surprise, ended up with a Winker and a set of balls in his hand... He beat the crap out of the dude right there in his bed... I never laughed so hard in my life.

[She's Mine]

I thought for sure you were going to say she had a Johnson.

That would have been hilarious...

[CarolynandBob]

That tequila pic reminds me of the one and ONLY time I ever did tequila shots in a barber chair.....repeatedly. I remember leaving the bar and walking down the street by a local pizza joint. One of the waitresses was just getting off work and I apparently asked her to go home with me. She did (clue #1 this was not good). Ignored clue #1 drove acoss town somehow (clue #2) and proceeded to get busy. At a critical juncture involving me "going south" on this young lady, just as I reached my target I instantly jumped up, ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out until I passed out on the floor. Next morning my door to my apartment was wide open and nobody was home but me. Im sure it gave her a complex.
Saw her a few weeks later and while she wasn't fat, she was POWERFUL ugly!
Saved by tequila, who would have thought?

Powerful ugly.