How do you answer...What type of boat do you have?

[Napanutt]

I always say "A Purple and Grey One"...

No point in trying to explain to people that don't get it.

I totally get it.
Most of the boatless people we know wonder what kind of boat we have and what do we do with.

No we don't fish.
I used to ski but I'm getting old.
No I cant pull you on your wake board, my boat won't go slow enough and stay on plane.