If I think the person wants to hear about a performance boat, then I tell them its a jet with a Corvette engine. Nothing wows them more than a "jet boat" with a Corvette engine. They just know it has to haul ass.

I told that to guy once, and a year later he shows up at a race and the first thing he has to inform I didn't know shit about boats, "because that's not a jet boat, and that's not a Corvette engine.