I would buy a bottle of creamer for the office and it would be gone in 2 days. One at home last me well over a week! So I went to Smart and Final and bought a box of individual creamer and put the under my desk... I wanna say it comes with 100. Well after about a a week, I notice a shit ton are missing.

So I thought about putting another bottle in the fridge and dumping Visine or some laxative in it, but I figured fuck it.