Joke of the Day!

[SBS933]

A blonde is in the mountains camping when she walks down to the river, she notices another blonde across the river from her. The other blonde yells over to her " HEY, how do I get to the other side ? The blonde looks up river then down river and yells back "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE


A blonde is walking down the street when she notices another blonde in a dirt field, sitting in a rowboat rowing. She yells over " What the hell are you doing ? the other blonde responds I'm rowing my boat in the lake. The blonde responds with, You dumb ass chick you are the reason us blondes have a bad name, and if I could swim I would go over there and kick your ass.

[ChumpChange]

There's a pirate ship out at sea and the captain asks his pirate in the crow's nest to keep on the lookout. The guy in the crow's nest says "I see a boat a few miles off, but they're gaining fast."

The captain says "Quick someone get me my red shirt. That way if I get hurt, the crew won't see and we won't lose morale."

The lookout says "They're getting closer and now there are five ships!"

The captain says "Quick, someone get me my brown pants!

[Havasu Party Bus]

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

[riverrunner1984]

I saw this video this morning! Def made me laugh

[Wheeler]

A little Monkey humor .....

[Tishimself]

Yeah, I got one....

[riverrunner1984]

*Walk on the Grass*

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor
said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and
try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to
go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for
you both"..

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly
raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag
while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught !