A man is out hunting with his dog, he then points towards some bushes and tells the dog, go see how many ducks are in there. The dog goes and returns barking 3 times, the hunter spooks the birds and sure as hell 3 of em, he shoots and bags em. He does this twice more, when a man walks up and says I've been watching you and i'd like to buy your dog. The man refuses until he is offered $2000.00 then tells the man, you just bought a dog. The man takes the dog out and says go over there and see how many ducks are there. The dog does and when he returns, he sticks his nose up the guys ass. This happens again, so he returns to the seller and tells him, I want my money back this dog ain't worth shit. The seller asks, why he's a great hunting dog. The man tells him, instead of barking the number of ducks, he comes back and sticks his nose in my ass. The seller laughs and tells the man, He's trying to tell you theres a shitload of ducks in there.