A few summers ago, I had a few people over at my pad and we were partying pretty good. The chick had staples in her head for a month and needed them removed. I went down to the garage, grabbed a pair of dikes and needle nose and poured some whiskey on them. Snip the center of the staple with the dikes, then use the needle nose to pull each end out. I remember the last staple was a bitch to get out. I started pulling on one end and the top of her head started lifting up. I just gave her a shot or whiskey and said this might hurt a bit