Quote Originally Posted by boatnaked View Post
a guy brings his best buddy home for dinner.

His wife screams: "you butthead!

My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes
aren't done, i'm still in my pajamas and i can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!

Why in hell did you bring him home?"

the guy answered: "because he's thinking of getting married."
lol...