Not a joke but a true story. I called a guy about some parts during his working hours, and got the receptionist there. When I was asked if they could tell him who's calling, I said "....tell him It's his wife's attorney...". After listening to Musak for way too long, he finally picked up the phone. Of course, the first thing I said was " hey Bob, this is Spike...". Oh man, was he relieved, and called me a few choice words. Unknown to me, he had just gotten married a month ago, so getting a call from his "wife's attorney" must have really made him freak. I hadn't planned to do this, I was just being a wise-acre, but my timing was right, even though It was actually on the 2nd ( forgot about April Fools , Easter covered that day).