Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm

[spike morelli]

WHY is it......that the people you see in so-called "health food" stores, always look scrawny, sickly, maybe even sort of un-kept in their appearance. One would think those people would be beautiful and healthy looking! They can keep their "organic" and all-natural pine nuts , oatmeal cakes, and celery juice drinks , you can't live on powders and supplements. It's like the "sixties" gone commercial in those places....scented candles and incense and aging hippies. " Hey, you there,..yes, you, in the Stevie Nicks peasant blouse and skirt...can you tell me which is better on cale, this Brazillian goat cheese, or dried mango gelatin?"