Joke of the Day!

[ChumpChange]

Hahahahahaha. Will be passing that one on!

[JohnnyRotten]

With a very seductive voice a young wife asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and
slowly reached down into her ample cleavage and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting it drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 70,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

"Go look in the garage."

[riverrunner1984]

My cousin has 2 tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $1,500 for each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at the First Baptist Church, in Gettysburg at 3pm. Her name is Judy, she is 5'1, about 110 lbs, she's a good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress.