I've actually been my own attorney, with filing of motions and everything.  Real court, real judge, real wins.  It was funny when one of the judges was involved with a mock trial deal in Phoenix.  I hadn't seen him forever and the last time I was in his courtroom he said he'd take my license if I was in front of him again.  The mock trial was over so I walked up and handed him my license.  He got a kick out of that one.  Self-represented is for morons who don't know what they're doing.  
You'd rather have a Nissan than an R8, so I guess I am off the hook.
 
			
		
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