Quote Originally Posted by riverrunner1984 View Post
Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton


* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Price
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's doctor
* An Obama nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
This one is funnier than chit.