A guy comes in to my office to complain about Edison replacing conduit in the street.

Guy: Come with me, I want to show you the work they're doing.
Me: I can't leave the office at the moment. Will meet you out there this afternoon.
Guy: Come now, I'll give you a ride in my new car.
Me: (Jokinly) Depends on the type of car...
Guy: (While simultaneously pulling the keys out of his pocket) Let's go!
Me: (While looking at office staff) I'll be back!

It was F430 or F460... I don't know, but it was badass. His Porsche Panamera is being detailed in the background.

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