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    among all the other things the Libs want to take from hard working Americans they think by letting millions of illegals into the country is going to give legal citizens a better chance at a job.........go figure...........

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    11 million illegals = 11 million new liberals.....................thanks Hillary

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    strange but the new arrivals are leaning to the right, just hope this is another one that backfires on Barry and his Socialist crew
    in the WH.........................

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    While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

    The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Tortoises'.''

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.

    The old farmer said, " When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."

    The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

    Best explanation of a politician I've ever heard.

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    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, teacher, nurse, business woman, sales woman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

    However, little Johnny was being un-character-
    istically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him
    about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's
    an exotic dancer in a cabaret, and takes off all
    her clothes in front of men, and they put money,
    in her underwear.

    Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will
    go home with some guy and stay with him all
    night for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?"

    No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton, to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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    did anyone see Shrillary telling a voter who wanted a picture with her to get in the back of the line and wasn't really friendly about how she told him but don't forget to vote for me even tho you little ppl. don't matter much................pos

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    Barry Setro trying to do an end run around the Congress again by using the DOJ for more gun lrgislation, how is it the Repubs like this Eric Holder wanta be get installed as the AG.................is there a difference in parties anymore.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by rioracr View Post
    Barry Setro trying to do an end run around the Congress again by using the DOJ for more gun lrgislation, how is it the Repubs like this Eric Holder wanta be get installed as the AG.................is there a difference in parties anymore.............
    No there is not much of a difference anymore and what Mitch is doing with the Senate is utterly disgusting....

 

 

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