Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
You're totally right. Shit take me for example...I'm just dying to be barefoot and pregnant. There's nothing like lactating and being hormonal. Then no sleep EVER AGAIN and a college tuition. This all sounds so perfect!! 5-6 kids at least!! My clock is TI-CKING...As soon as I sucker some dumb ass into actually knocking me up then I can force him into marriage.

You do have a good idea! Those 25 year olds still have that smooth skin, amazing abs, cardiovascular health with the matching drive...most of them aren't very smart and easy to sucker into fatherhood.

Oh yea and I'm super FUCKEN bitter! Watch out I may go postpartum on you!


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U know U ryte... that can make a guy go plum CWAZZZZZYYY...