Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
I keep getting older and the girls stay the same age. In the 25 year old range is ideal. They're still down for fun and the proverbial clock hasn't taken over their whole brain function. Once the terrible 3's set in, time to cut and run. Marriage, kids, and all the other nonsense become priority numero uno. I've found by the time you out of the 3's they either have kids, ex-husbands, drama, and baggage, or are just overall bitter that they don't have that. It's a very slippery slope.
You're totally right. Shit take me for example...I'm just dying to be barefoot and pregnant. There's nothing like lactating and being hormonal. Then no sleep EVER AGAIN and a college tuition. This all sounds so perfect!! 5-6 kids at least!! My clock is TI-CKING...As soon as I sucker some dumb ass into actually knocking me up then I can force him into marriage.

You do have a good idea! Those 25 year olds still have that smooth skin, amazing abs, cardiovascular health with the matching drive...most of them aren't very smart and easy to sucker into fatherhood.

Oh yea and I'm super FUCKEN bitter! Watch out I may go postpartum on you!


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