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    I wish I was a bartender. An 8 hour shift would be considered long. I can listen to people bitch and complain about their problems and not give a fuck bc I don't have to fix it. I can be around alcohol all day. I can decide to cut off someone and kick them out at my discretion, odds are they will come back tomorrow. I can ignore people by pretending I don't hear them. I can hear all the my wife/husband/lover sucks stories and laugh. I won't take my work home with me, with the exception of a bottle of wine. No one expects me to help them and I get paid based on my attire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I wish I was a bartender. An 8 hour shift would be considered long. I can listen to people bitch and complain about their problems and not give a fuck bc I don't have to fix it. I can be around alcohol all day. I can decide to cut off someone and kick them out at my discretion, odds are they will come back tomorrow. I can ignore people by pretending I don't hear them. I can hear all the my wife/husband/lover sucks stories and laugh. I won't take my work home with me, with the exception of a bottle of wine. No one expects me to help them and I get paid based on my attire.


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    I would never be a bartender if I didn't take my "work" home with me

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    What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by rivergames View Post
    I would never be a bartender if I didn't take my "work" home with me
    I agree...by occasional I mean every shift


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    Last edited by Eli; 11-05-2014 at 04:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I wish I was a bartender. An 8 hour shift would be considered long. I can listen to people bitch and complain about their problems and not give a fuck bc I don't have to fix it. I can be around alcohol all day. I can decide to cut off someone and kick them out at my discretion, odds are they will come back tomorrow. I can ignore people by pretending I don't hear them. I can hear all the my wife/husband/lover sucks stories and laugh. I won't take my work home with me, with the exception of a bottle of wine. No one expects me to help them and I get paid based on my attire.


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    You'd make a great bartender. Although probably slightly over qualified with the whole lawyer background thing. Lol. Probably get a lot of big tips. 😉👍👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by djunkie View Post
    You'd make a great bartender. Although probably slightly over qualified with the whole lawyer background thing. Lol. Probably get a lot of big tips. 😉👍👍
    I can pour a stiff one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    I can pour a stiff one.


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    Ha ha. Lol

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    What's on my mind........... "I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble."..... Eli, you're killing me. If I had hair, I'd tear it out

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    What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbytheboozer View Post
    What's on my mind........... "I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble."..... Eli, you're killing me. If I had hair, I'd tear it out
    OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Now, we've gotta get you to do the dance. You know, listening to music like that is a chick magnet. 😉

    You don't have hair?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobbytheboozer View Post
    What's on my mind........... "I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no treble."..... Eli, you're killing me. If I had hair, I'd tear it out
    You know you could just listen to some good music to get it out of your head. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eli View Post
    OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Now, we've gotta get you to do the dance. You know, listening to music like that is a chick magnet. 😉

    You don't have hair?


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    Nah I shave my head because my dad passed on his "awesome" hair line to me. Lol
    Quote Originally Posted by djunkie View Post
    You know you could just listen to some good music to get it out of your head. Lol
    I've tried everything. Mowed the yard listening to Tom petty. Started my laundry listening Metallica. Cleaned my bathroom listening to the Beatles and I'm cooking dinner while listening to some 311......and all I hear in my head is that lame ass song. -__-

 

 

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