Back in og hb days, kachina26 found a complaint generator. I used it for the above post. It is here http://www.pakin.org/complaint

While the complaints are mildly amusing as they tend to be over the top mean, conspiracy laden, and have extensive use of large words...the humor part truly lies in people not recognizing that it is random...And they take it personal. They really have to make the conscious decision to be bothered by something that is random.