Actually in 2 weeks I'm going to have an umbilical hernia fixed for the 2nd time. So I guess I'll be having a party in my stomach then...

So I see the Dr. who repaired the hernia the 1st time awhile back and he asks who the idiot was that botched that job. I said I'm looking at him. I guess you could say I verbally kicked him where it hurts. So needless to say I have a new surgeon ready to fix it right...