Mommy Diet

[Nordic Bear]

After a few weeks of eating what ever the fuck I wanted, my stomach and my scale have told me to fuck off! I'm going a tad hardcore for 2 weeks to get my body back to it's normal state. So, I decided to do the OG Atkins diet, basically I'm only eating things that had a mommy and cheese. Who else wants to join me?

Oh and no I'm not pregnant, although a day of dealing with Nordie on this diet, I do feel like I have a 5 year old kid. But, he's a cute kid so it's ok.

I went to Costco and purchased about $160 of meat, including Bison burgers...yummy!!!

For breakfast today I ate 2 eggs (only 1 yolk) and 2 pieces of bacon. My snack was fresh mozzarella cheese. Lunch was funny because I arrived at my sisters house with a cooler for my Mahi Mahi and grilled it. Dinner, was steak wrapped in bacon!

I'm stuffed but the thing I'll miss most is my giant bowl of whipped cream. Oh well, I Miss my size 2 super skinny jeans more right now.

Who's in?


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Ok,,,, I'M ON IT!!!..... (the diet that is!! ) ;0)..... I'll start when I get to Oahu on friday... :0)...

[Eli]

Ok,,,, I'M ON IT!!!..... (the diet that is!! ) ;0)..... I'll start when I get to Oahu on friday... :0)...

Perfect! But, when you get there on Friday, you'll need to unpack and smell the flowers so plan on starting Sunday, it's more realistic.

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[Nordic Bear]

Perfect! But, when you get there on Friday, you'll need to unpack and smell the flowers so plan on starting Sunday, it's more realistic.

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Thats the plan then... :0)...

[Eli]

Thats the plan then... :0)...

Oh and no spam! Spam didn't have a mommy. No processed food. It's just 2 weeks...you've got this!

Oh and your hot taco truck girlfriend, you can still go there and just throw out the tortillas.


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[Nordic Bear]

Oh and no spam! Spam didn't have a mommy. No processed food. It's just 2 weeks...you've got this!

Oh and your hot taco truck girlfriend, you can still go there and just throw out the tortillas.


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She won't even miss me when I'm gone... there are plenty of other Amigos that go to that truck... LOL....

[Eli]

She won't even miss me when I'm gone... there are plenty of other Amigos that go to that truck... LOL....

You won't miss her either! You're going to Oahu! These pics should brighten your mood!

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Please reserve my plane ticket under my real name, I don't have ID for Eli and it's been an issue at the airport before


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[Nordic Bear]

You won't miss her either! You're going to Oahu! These pics should brighten your mood!

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Please reserve my plane ticket under my real name, I don't have ID for Eli and it's been an issue at the airport before


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LOL..... I just need the dates you want to fly.... :0)....

[ChumpChange]

Mommy diet. That's awesome! #PETA lol