Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at their home course when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies look and are in shock at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says, “Well he definitely is not my husband!”

The second lady looks at his manhood and says, “He for sure is not my husband!”

The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!”