Would you buy this?

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I went paddle boarding while boaters passed me all day and I felt like a total dipshit. I have become the fag at the lake that I used to make fun of. The paddle board was a lot of fun when I was the only one out there but now I really need another boat.

There's nothing wrong with paddle boarding. As long as your doing it as exercise and you can go back to the house, grab your boat and hammer past all the dickheads that bothered you on your workout.