Do you fart in front of your spouse?

[Ziggy]

How about if she's just a girlfriend? Do wait until you're married? Mrs. D thinks I should hold it in. I told her if I do it won't be pretty.

That explains some of your bizarre posts and actions....it's very unhealthy to force yourself to hold flatulence. Even more unhealthy if someone else forces you to hold it. Saw research that found it's normal to pass gas on average 16 times per day.
Someone get me some cabbage..

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