I seemingly well endowed Texan met a date on match.com and they agreed to go on a date. During dinner all the Texan could talk about was how much bigger everything in Texas is, our ranches are at least 1000 sections, Texas has more oil, Texas has more cattle, Texas blah, blah, blah. After dinner they decided to go to his place. A few drinks later and some cuddling, clothing started coming off. The eager Texan glanced over to the already naked date laying on the bed with her legs spread open slightly, when he caught a glimpse of her vagina. Flabbergasted...he blurted, "Ma'm, what part of Texas are you from?"


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