Remember, it's not a stereotype if it's true

[Sharp shooter]

Actually, I had more beer time on the water and traveled a bigger distance. So not really.

Flying 2 minutes in a fighter plane would be way more fun than all day in a 737- much like all day on a paddle board (or grampa's pontoon) doesn't compare to a few minutes in a decent jet boat.

And you can drink beer anywhere (anyone can) so who cares.....